A Word of Advice
When a women who is 33 weeks pregnant tells you to do something… you do it!! The proper response to the statement -
“Derek, don’t forget we have parenting class tonight.”
is not,
“Aw man, I hate that class. Can we skip it?”
You wouldn’t think a petite 100-pound woman could hurl a ceramic bowl with such velocity but I have the bruise to prove it!
For the remaining 51 days, my vocabulary is limited to two words – “Yes, Dear.”
“Derek, don’t forget we have parenting class tonight.”
is not,
“Aw man, I hate that class. Can we skip it?”
You wouldn’t think a petite 100-pound woman could hurl a ceramic bowl with such velocity but I have the bruise to prove it!
For the remaining 51 days, my vocabulary is limited to two words – “Yes, Dear.”
posted by Derek, Tracy & Calvin | 11:21 PM
9 Comments:
OW!! Good lord man. LOL. Hope you're doing okay now, and can bend your knee with relative ease :)
You mean I can stop saying "Yes, Dear" now?
(I hate to break it to you, but if your wife is planning on breastfeeding, you're in for A LOT more "Yes, Dears."
You wait until you get home after blaming your latest HOCKEY injury on me buddy!!! LOL!!!!
Uh-oh, BUSTED!
Yes, dear.
"Yes dear," really should be what all husbands say, whether or not their wife is pregnant...
I'm ok with that. It really makes it easier on us. It eliminates all the dangers of "thinking for ourselves".
Skip to 51 days later...
then you can begin to learn the "Sorry Dear" response.
Okay why is a 33 week pregnant woman playing hockey?
NO pregnant and playing hockey, the husband plays hockey :-)
OUCH!!
That's one nasty bruise!
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