IT'S A BOY!!!!
My friends just got new puppy and it is a boy. Nice for them. As for us, we are still without our new child. Any day now.
I have started nesting. I sprayed the kitchen with bug spray. Is that considered nesting or just responsible home ownership?
We purchased yet another infant necessity. Actually, we exchange our current baby sleep positioner for the top of the line model. This is the crème de le crème of infant sleep aids. The top of the line. If baby sleep positioners were gay cowboy movies, this one would be the Brokeback Mountain of them all.
It has like 9 different positions so the baby never sleeps on the same side of it’s head. I think you can even leave the baby alone for a weekend on this thing and it will periodically rotate and, I assume, feed the child when needed. It is that good.
Big day tomorrow. Big big day. Our final Ultrasound. I may have important news by tomorrow evening.
I have started nesting. I sprayed the kitchen with bug spray. Is that considered nesting or just responsible home ownership?
We purchased yet another infant necessity. Actually, we exchange our current baby sleep positioner for the top of the line model. This is the crème de le crème of infant sleep aids. The top of the line. If baby sleep positioners were gay cowboy movies, this one would be the Brokeback Mountain of them all.
It has like 9 different positions so the baby never sleeps on the same side of it’s head. I think you can even leave the baby alone for a weekend on this thing and it will periodically rotate and, I assume, feed the child when needed. It is that good.
Big day tomorrow. Big big day. Our final Ultrasound. I may have important news by tomorrow evening.
posted by Derek, Tracy & Calvin | 11:04 PM
3 Comments:
Soon your carefree life will be coming to a crashing halt. Days, nights and weekends will be spent with a crying, screaming, pooping baby. Sell the golf clubs Derek, your not going to be needing them anymore. LOL!!! Enjoy.
Those are tough words coming from a guy that carries around a picture of his girlfriend's dog "Poopsie"!
And I thought this was anonymous!!!
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